Victim: My cranky neighbors.
What: My neighbors door handle.
Why: Because they hate us. Because we have a forever ongoing feud. Started with them complaining about the scent of our cooking. Continued with us buying a ventilator to maximize scent in their direction. Ended with treats of them calling the scent-police. Time to forgive.
Goal: Humanize them. Make them smile. Suits them better then an angry, shitty face.
